Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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