ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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