I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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