I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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