I'm lost and stupid without you.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heโs Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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