BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.