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• (516): View more from New York

  Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.

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• (914): View more from New York

  Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?

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• (305): View more from Florida

  No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk

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