thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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