I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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