God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
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