god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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