Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
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Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
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MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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