Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
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He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
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a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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