Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
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Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
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I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.