What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
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There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
We talked him into tasing himself.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
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Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...