There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
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is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
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I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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