The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
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Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
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Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize