plz talk dirty to me
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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