so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
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