IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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