You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
grandma shit on top of the toilet
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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