What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
