talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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