nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
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FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
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Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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