I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
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Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
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Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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