That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Someone signed my nipple.
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