Dual....:-)
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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