And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
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I drank myself into bisexuality again.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
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I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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