At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
