I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Randomize
