i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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