Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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