So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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