Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
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Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
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I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
My dad is sitting where you rode me
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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