Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
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And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
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Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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