Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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