are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Randomize
