Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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