turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
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ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
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In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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