I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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