Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
True college students do jello shots in the library
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