I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
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