Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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