He is an equal opportunity slut.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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