I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Randomize