I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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