Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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