I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
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If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
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I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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