i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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