I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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