We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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