Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
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You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
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He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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