My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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