question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
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She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
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We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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