she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
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I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
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Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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