I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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