WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
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I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
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I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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