Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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